Literature
Assassins Creed Jingle Bells
What the hell
What the hell
Templars everywhere,
On the roof tops and in the boats,
Wait here comes Altair!
OH!
What the hell,
What the hell,
The master is a fraud;
Kick his ass and take the staff,
and then go make a spawn!
Dashin' 'cross the lake,
Upon only the planks,
Must get to Malik,
Before I get flanked.
Take down an archer,
Jump into the hay,
Climb another building,
AND THERE'S THE BUEARU, HEY!
What the hell,
What the hell,
Flags are everywhere,
Collect them all and have a ball,
Cuz' AlMualm ain't there.